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• There is only one perfect child in the whole world and every mother has it.
• There’s only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

After MBA completion in 2012 & securing a job, a Europe Trip in 2013, hopefully, to Poland !

I think I should reward myself for all my hard work and effort put into the MBA (I shall complete the program this year!). Next year, I hope to make a trip to Europe and attend the Sunrise Music Festival in Europe, in Poland (held every July). I have been to Europe too many times before (on job) to remember the count (probably more than 75 to 100 times, to different countries). Will try to tour more countries, too. Here is the website (in Polish): http://www.sunrisefestival.pl

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I LOVE this song!!! Listen to it :) ---> "Somebody That I Used to Know" - Walk off the Earth (Gotye - Cover)

What is life? (Random, from the internet. Fill in the blanks)

Found this randomly, from the YouTube comments section:

A poor man says:
“WORK IS LIFE”

A rich man says:
“MONEY IS LIFE”

An infatuated man says:
"_____ IS LIFE".

CAPTION CONTEST !

Quick, come up with a Business related caption for this picture !!!

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Fat Cat CEO!

Supply Chain Management & Operations Management ---> How many parts is a car made of? And could you assemble it yourself, at home?

How would it be if you were asked to assemble your own car at home? Like an IKEA sale item?

Toyota Venza... I like Cross overs... I think.

Mercedes-Benz R-Class 2011. (R320 CDI). Interesting Cross-over.

Michael Buble - "Just Haven't Met You Yet"

Punjabi song - Enjoy! (Imran Khan - Nazar)

What They Don't Teach in Business School about Entrepreneurship

How could you - do this to me? R&B Remix.

Awesome quote by Einstein :)

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

Joke about Stock Market.

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs. 10/- . The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at Rs. 10/- and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at Rs. 20/- This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to Rs. 25/- and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it! The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at Rs35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs. 50/- . The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys. Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!!! 

Welcome to the Stock Market !

Self motivation: You rock & You rule :) Keep going, the finish line is near :)

Humour time :)

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back.. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. A well-dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.  At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? " ."No" the woman replied. "I'm with Revenue Canada".